Looks like the family dream is going to be fulfilled after all: we’re getting a giant house where we can all live. Thanks go to Uncle Joseph, who never wanted anything to do with any of us but also mysteriously left us his gigantic country mansion in his will. So…that’s fun. It’s a rent-free existence …
Some people get lucky in life, and some people don’t. I was most definitely one of the people that got lucky. As an only child, I inherited my parents property when they retired to an elderly care home. The property is in an affluent Bayside suburb, and is where I plan to live with my …
I wish I was rich enough to have a personal driver, rather than driving myself everywhere. How good would it be to just have your driver on speed dial, and they’ll be ready to take you anywhere in the state in a matter of minutes. When I think about a life of luxury, I don’t …
I’ve decided to update you all on the luxurious bathroom renovation that I decided my husband needed. To refresh your memory, seeing as it has been a month since I last spoke about this topic, my husband was experiencing extra stress at work and I knew exactly what needed to be done to relieve his …
I’ve always been oddly enchanted with how stuff gets made. When I say ‘stuff’, I mean everyday structures like trains, bridges and buildings. Just think about it. Where do people even begin to put these things together? I understand that it’s a combination of engineering, teamwork and industrial know-how, and probably some other factors as …
The last thing that the pair needed on their quest was for the car to break down. Despite this, as Pam drove through the heavy fog of the coastline, the dashboard warning lights blinked. Once. Twice. Then, before she had time to wake up enough to notice the check engine light, the car sputtered and …
Judge Twinkle Toes: Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here for the final session of this unprecedented trial. I invite both the defence and the prosecution to present their closing arguments. [The courtroom is thick with anticipation, and the community gathers to witness the verdict in the trial that has shocked the elfin world,] Prosecutor Glitter …
In the golden light filtering through the refurbished water channels, the Gold Whistle Hotel resonated with harmonious vibrancy, reflecting the grandeur that was about to unfold. The underbelly of the grand establishment was now a gleaming venue of dreams, a testament to unity and the collaborative spirit that had transformed a crisis into an opportunity, …
Salutations, most revered members of the Intergalactic Council. As I prepare to conclude my observations on Earth, specifically Adelaide, I find myself in a state of deep contemplation. Reflecting on their disability support systems, I’ve gained immense respect for the humans and their relentless efforts to create an inclusive society. From community nursing to individualised …
My passion has always been stargazing. Ever since I can remember, the night sky above Bayside has been my personal canvas of dreams. Lately, however, the stars have begun to blur, their once sharp contours softening into indistinguishable points of light. But as my vision deteriorates, I discover a strange and terrifying ability: I start …