Renovation Court Verdict

Judge Twinkle Toes: Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here for the final session of this unprecedented trial. I invite both the defence and the prosecution to present their closing arguments. [The courtroom is thick with anticipation, and the community gathers to witness the verdict in the trial that has shocked the elfin world,] Prosecutor Glitter …

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Faucet Idol Finale

In the golden light filtering through the refurbished water channels, the Gold Whistle Hotel resonated with harmonious vibrancy, reflecting the grandeur that was about to unfold. The underbelly of the grand establishment was now a gleaming venue of dreams, a testament to unity and the collaborative spirit that had transformed a crisis into an opportunity, …

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Disability Support Hopes

Salutations, most revered members of the Intergalactic Council. As I prepare to conclude my observations on Earth, specifically Adelaide, I find myself in a state of deep contemplation. Reflecting on their disability support systems, I’ve gained immense respect for the humans and their relentless efforts to create an inclusive society. From community nursing to individualised …

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Night Vision Glasses

My passion has always been stargazing. Ever since I can remember, the night sky above Bayside has been my personal canvas of dreams. Lately, however, the stars have begun to blur, their once sharp contours softening into indistinguishable points of light. But as my vision deteriorates, I discover a strange and terrifying ability: I start …

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Fine Property

Mavis never expected to see grass again, yet here she was, watching it pass by the window as they sped toward Lorenzo’s boss, Gideon. They headed down the Mornington Peninsula, eventually reaching a place that she supposed was a replica of Balnarring, one of the more affluent suburbs in the area. They pulled into a …

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Hardware Store Wallpapers

The parcel contained maps with directions to an old building on the outskirts of New Melbourne, in the town of Cheltenham. It was a strange place for strange people, comprised mostly of social outcasts who stuck to themselves. Mav headed straight there for whatever test awaited, knowing she didn’t have much time. This wasn’t something …

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Tattoos to End

It was a few years later that things started to get really bad. Temperatures were swelling during the day and plummeting at night. The sky was perpetually orange, thanks to the bombs that had been set off across the globe. People were getting sick from the radiation and all sorts of monstrosities were making themselves …

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Bangin’ Bathroom Debacle

​​‘I thought you said renovations were difficult?’ I teased my husband. He frowned down at me, unimpressed. A loud bang echoed through the house from another room and we both flinched. ‘Not again,’ he muttered, resting the bridge of his nose in his fingers. ‘Again?’ I asked. ‘That sound like a bathtub to you?’ his …

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Saying Goodbye To Mum

Talking about my mum and the struggles of our family has been simultaneously really difficult and yet, oddly comforting. Her disease isn’t something that I usually talk about because I don’t want people to feel sorry for my family or think differently about my mum, so being able to talk about it, even with a …

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